deep shit is rather stinky

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apiphile Aug 16, 2016 13:50

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death, deep shit is rather stinky, friends

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apiphile Sep 13, 2010 23:58

creative overreaction, dick-swinging contests, yes we have no social skills, martyrdom is a spectator sport, loving the sound of my own voice, deliberate weirdness, home, smile and be a villain, hurling stones from glass houses, maybe you'll learn something, stunning absence of your mom jokes, damn kids get off my lawn, actually i don't suck, she reads teh grauniad, writers are the opposite of people, semi-professional outcast, warning: i am a cunt, throwing up in my mouth, waaahmbulance, on being a shitty friend, annoyance, internet jesus, selfish bitch, the general public are dicks, you only wish i was joking, less important stuff, crush you with my rage, the revolution will be terrorised, rich inner life paltry outer one, insufferable asshat, slovos, snowflakey motherfucker, walking encyclopaedia of worthless knowl, let me tell you internet, miseophilos infestation, navel-inspection with electron microscop, deep shit is rather stinky, i'm doin' it wrong, avenging derek is rageful, just no fucking end to my whining, mild overreaction, masochism is not always the answer, give me the world i'll fix it, not better just different, dumb fuck brit, world's most boring shop dummy, staple your ugly mouth shut, popular on the internets, great big urbisexual, aww look she thinks she's clever, unwinnable arguments, unpopular opinions, london, you people are broken not me, books, snotty bitch so you don't have to be, seriously i have no life, go to the back of the class, ramble

[fic] Caveat lector: as usual this is not beta'd.

apiphile Aug 17, 2010 23:07

Title: Everything You Never Wanted To Know About Lying
Fandom: Inception
Word Count: 10,039
Rating: PG
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Warnings: Author is white, able-bodied, cisgender, and European.
Content Advisory: Slightly creepy?
Disclaimer: B'long Christopher Nolan not me.
Summary: I am writing about Eames. Basically. There is no point.

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dick-swinging contests, i broke the block, loving the sound of my own voice, oh help my mouth won't stop talking, fizzy knickers, writing, horrible truth in fiction, stunning absence of your mom jokes, my e-peen, vodka, canon fodder at every turn, congenital literary sadist, persistent attention-whoring, ideas in abundance, less important stuff, you only wish i was joking, very literal thoughts on yaoi, rich inner life paltry outer one, my god i'm so sad, bad writing is bad, walking encyclopaedia of worthless knowl, but i also fail as a lesbian, i'll have you know i'm a bloody writer, deep shit is rather stinky, i'm doin' it wrong, tags contradict post, who left me in charge of myself?, fic, fanfic, dirty dishonest lying fuck, blatant criminal tendencies, inception, obsessive word-counting, hooray for the internet, no control over own mind, really not famous, mocking is a form of love, seriously i have no life, compulsive bullshit artist